The Ahab Report (bringing fake news to a whole new level)

5th round pick and Captain of Green Goddess, Gary "Showtime " Myers, couldn't make last nights tilt vs CMSI, because he needed to spend more time with his hot wife.  As any good captain would do, Showtime, picked up Steve Bell as his substitute.  Steve Bell was voted last month as the #1 men's  league player of the year in Southern New England by The National Men's League Hockey Magazine.  Needless to say, Mr. Bell did not disappoint in the 8-2 pummeling of CMSI.  Brian Beck, 4 goals 2 assist, and Tom Gaboreault, 2 goals and 2 assists played swell.

Kevin Smith, John Anderson and Bob Cardorelli led JNM Transportation to a 7-1 trouncing of James Auto.  Mike "Motivation Motivation Motivachion" Vacher from 97X scored the loan goal for The Auto Shop.

Finally a hockey game broke out in the west coast game, as J&J Auto battled Kay's to a hard fought well played 1-1 tie.  Chris Payette and Mark Shiavone once again played spectacular between the pipes.

This one is for Showtime, who not only reached out and grabbed Bell, but his own hot wife too.  97X, Bang! The future of rock and roll.