The Ahab Report 

Omicron, when the feeling's gone and You can't go on, it's Omicron.  That's right folks, back by popular demand, it's the latest mutation of The Vid.  Effective immediately chin masks must be worn at all times while in The RI Sports Center Ice Arena, including while on the ice, or even taking a dump, or dumping the puck in.   Please adhere to these oppressive human rights violations with out dispute.  Please be aware China has been CC'd.